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<p><a href="http://www.blognosh.com/2009/03/the-dirty-truths-no-one-shares-with-new-moms/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.blognosh.com');">The Dirty Truths No One Shares with New Moms | Blog Nosh Magazine</a></p>
<blockquote><p>I thought back to all the times I’d tried to warn her and I knew I was partially to blame. It’s true. We don’t tell our pregnant friends everything, not because we don’t think they can take it, not because we don’t think they’ll believe us, but because it hurts to relive it and it’s easier to joke about sleepless nights than to go into details about how hard it really is.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://newoldage.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/11/when-it-isnt-really-senility/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/newoldage.blogs.nytimes.com');">When It Isn’t Really Senility &#8211; The New Old Age Blog &#8211; NYTimes.com</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Reversible causes of <a class="zem_slink" title="Dementia" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">dementia</a> include the side effects of many medications. Ditropan is only the most recent addition to the list, occasioned in part by a study by <a class="zem_slink" title="United States Navy" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">U.S. Navy</a> neurologist Dr. Jack Tsao involving 870 men and women with an average age of 75. The subjects, who were all Catholic priests, nuns and brothers, were followed for almost eight years. At a 2008 meeting of the American Academy of Neurology, Dr. Tsao reported that those who were taking anticholinergic drugs — a class that includes not only Detrol but also drugs to treat hypertension, asthma and <a class="zem_slink" title="Parkinson's disease" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson%27s_disease" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">Parkinson’s disease</a> — had a 50 percent higher rate of cognitive decline than those who were not.</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>If you have lost your job during this economy slump and are wondering how to bring in cash to make ends meet, I may just have the solution for you. You probably have things laying around the house that you don&#8217;t need, or have never even used. Perhaps you have collectables taking up space or old CD&#8217;s or <a class="zem_slink" title="DVD" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">DVD</a>&#8217;s that you no longer listen to or watch; or maybe you received one too many toaster oven&#8217;s or coffeemakers for<br />
wedding gifts and not sure what to do with them; or too many designer purses in your closet?</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>My passions are my children, my home and our beautiful Earth. On these pages you&#8217;ll find my personal recipes, crafts I do with my children, homeschooling information for the beginner, and homesteading advice.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dailyblonde.blogspot.com/2009/03/luck-of-irish.html#" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/dailyblonde.blogspot.com');">THE DAILY BLONDE: The Luck of the Irish?</a></p>
<blockquote><p>I am not Irish? Come on, now. I have freckles. Freckles mean I&#8217;m Irish, right? I also like cabbage and corned beef. Come to think of it, I eat anything put in front of me, so that doesn&#8217;t really mean much. But I have freckles. Not as many as my little auburn haired daughter, but I have them. I also buy <a class="zem_slink" title="Lucky Charms" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Charms" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">Lucky Charms</a> (because they are magically delicious) and I believe in pots of gold at the end of rainbows. Just haven&#8217;t located the rainbow yet.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/016/256implp.asp?pg=1" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.weeklystandard.com');">Down with Facebook!</a></p>
<blockquote><p>For the five or six <a class="zem_slink" title="Amish" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">Amish</a> shut-ins who may not yet have heard of this scourge (your tenacious ignorance is to be admired, and I&#8217;d immediately friend you if I was into Facebook and you had electricity), Facebook is an online community where colleagues, friends, long-lost acquaintances, friends of friends or long-lost acquaintances, and perfect strangers find and &#8220;friend&#8221; each other based on their real or perceived<br />
affinity. They then have access to each other&#8217;s <a class="zem_slink" title="Web page" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_page" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">web pages</a>, and<br />
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ever-expanding universe of their friends&#8217; circles, thus increasing the likelihood that you will either embarrass yourself or be embarrassed by someone whose life would never otherwise intersect with yours. (Right about now, a Facetard is ginning up an angry letter to the editor saying this would not be the case if you know how to control your privacy settings. Save the geek speech for your Facebook friends, Facetard, I already got my eight hours sleep.)</p></blockquote>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who would think that a bunch of flowers would cause a lot of trouble? Unfortunately, that's what happened to a man who sent some flowers to his girlfriend.]]></description>
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<p>Who would think that a bunch of <a class="zem_slink" title="Flower" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">flowers</a> would cause a lot of trouble? Unfortunately, that&#8217;s what happened to a man who sent some flowers to his girlfriend.</p>
<p>Leroy <a class="zem_slink" title="Greer, South Carolina" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=34.9302777778,-82.225&amp;spn=0.1,0.1&amp;q=34.9302777778,-82.225%20%28Greer%2C%20South%20Carolina%29&amp;t=h" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/maps.google.com');">Greer</a>, a car salesman from <a class="zem_slink" title="Texas" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=31.0,-100.0&amp;spn=1.0,1.0&amp;q=31.0,-100.0%20%28Texas%29&amp;t=h" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/maps.google.com');">Texas</a>, called <a class="zem_slink" title="1-800-Flowers" rel="homepage" href="http://www.1800flowers.com/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.1800flowers.com');">1-800-Flowers</a> and asked them to send a dozen long-stemmed red roses to his girlfriend with a note that read, &#8220;Just wanted to say I love you and you mean the world to me.&#8221; He asked the company to keep his purchase private.</p>
<p>It was a sweet thing to do. The flowers were delivered as promised and 1-800-Flowers sent Greer a thank you note out of courtesy.</p>
<p>But Greer happens to be married and the note was read by his wife. She phoned the company who gave her a copy of the receipt from Leroy&#8217;s secret purchase. When she learned Greer had a girlfriend, things got crazy.</p>
<p>&#8220;The couple was already going through what Greer&#8217;s attorney described as an amicable divorce. After learning of the affair, Greer&#8217;s wife asked for a $300,000 divorce settlement in addition to <a class="zem_slink" title="Child support" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_support" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">child support</a>, said Kennitra Foote, Greer&#8217;s attorney,&#8221; according to Scott Michels of <a class="zem_slink" title="ABC News" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABC_News" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">ABC News</a>.</p>
<p>&#8220;That thank-you note is going to cost him money,&#8221; Foote said.</p>
<p>In retaliation, Greer sued 1-800 Flowers for $1 million for <a class="zem_slink" title="Breach of contract" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breach_of_contract" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">breach of contract</a> and deceptive practices. He claims that the company violated its <a class="zem_slink" title="Privacy" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privacy" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/en.wikipedia.org');">privacy</a> policy by sharing his personal information with a &#8220;third party.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;This is not a moral issue. The issue is, is 1-800-Flowers in the business of causing divorce or are they in the business of sending flowers and sticking to their privacy policy?&#8221; Foote said.</p>
<p>&#8220;In fairness to poor Leroy, 1-800-Flowers does appear to have made a mistake. He explicitly asked them not to send anything to his home, and they assured him that wouldn&#8217;t happen. If his account is accurate, they proffered a service &#8211; discretely delivering flowers &#8211; and they failed to deliver,&#8221; added <a class="zem_slink" title="Noah Oppenheim" rel="homepage" href="http://www.noahoppenheim.com/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.noahoppenheim.com');">Noah Oppenheim</a> of <a class="zem_slink" title="MSNBC" rel="homepage" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3096434/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/www.msnbc.msn.com');">MSNBC</a>.</p>
<p>No one knows what happened afterwards or if the case prospered. But this story should serve as a warning to two-timing romantic husbands.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to family life. You know, that thing all of us have in one form or another but that few of us ever talk about. This blog will be about all the victories and defeats that come from being the normal all American dysfunctional family. Honestly, I didn&#8217;t even realize we fit that description until friends kept tell us that the movie The Royal Tenenbaums was about our family. Anyway, I hope to fill this blog with stories more than preaching. Think of me like a masculine Erma Bombeck with only a sliver or the wit that wonderful woman had.</p>
<p>What kind of stories am I going to tell here? Well how about the time a thought I&#8217;d blinded our oldest daughter? (Honest it has a happy ending.) How about the Christmas when we&#8217;d not to kindly told my sister not to get us a puppy because we didn&#8217;t want to be tied down that much. It was around New Years that we came to realize we were pregnant with aforementioned daughter #1.</p>
<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll manage to share a little wisdom in amongst it all. After all, all four kids are well on their way to adulthood, Gale and I are still on speaking terms most days, and I haven&#8217;t feared homelessness being around the next corner in quite some time. All that has got to count for something beyond dumb luck, doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
<p>Speaking of homelessness and such things, we live in such turbulent times, don&#8217;t we? I figure I&#8217;ll be commenting on some of the goings on and how they relate to family life. I am so grateful I didn&#8217;t have to grow up right now. The prospect of dating these days would be enough to have me considering a monastic existence.</p>
<p>So welcome aboard. Tomorrow the crazy train takes off for parts unknown. Never mind the clearly laid out track set before us.</p>
<p>~ Glenn</p>
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